A teen-aged ADDHD adrenalin junkie/control freak, breaks down when he finds out his favorite fried chicken restaurant is closing. The boy has to find a way to get his greasy-fried chicken fix. His doormat of a mother offers to make the chicken at home, if only they had the recipe. Now the boy and his father will do whatever it takes to get the 11 herbs and spices in the secret recipe...including kidnapping (and torturing) the Colonel.